Wow. So lovely

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According to Daily Post, the terrorists came before the evening prayers on Tuesday, October 6, and planted explosives in the mosques.
Musa Mohammed, a vigilante leader in the area, disclosed they had not managed to detain anyone in connection with the assault.

Boko Haram suspects have reportedly attacked two mosques in Gubio town of Borno state killing scores of people.


He further said the death toll could not be specified so far. Musa and some of his members, who came to capital Maiduguri to report the incident, also brought several badly injured victims to the hospital. He added:

“When we go back we would count the number of corpses and victims and we would give it to the medical workers for your reports.”

Official information is yet expected on the matter.
On Wednesday the news broke that suspected Boko Haram terrorists bombed Damaturu, with one of the attacks carried out near a mosque.

Boko Haram Releases New Video Pledging To Fight On

Boko Haram, the deadly jihadist sect plaguing the northeast of Nigeria, has released a new video in which an unidentified militant re-affirmed the insurgents’ allegiance to the Islamic State (ISIS).

In pledging the allegiance to ISIS and its leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the Boko Haram spokesman asserted that the terrorist group, which only recently has been known as IS West Africa Province, was still under the leadership of Abubakar Shekau.

However, Shekau has not appeared in any video since February.
Pictures revealed a number of Boko Haram members taking the vow.

The length of the new video is 16 minutes and 52 seconds.
More details follow shortly.

Popular Ghanaian actress Lydia Forson stepped out in this Monochrome high slit dress to the Glitz Africa Style awards in Ghana yesterday October 4th.

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The popular actress Cossy was hosted to a send off party in Germany today. She’s been in Europe for a couple of weeks.

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Rotimi Alakija,a.k.a Dj Xclusive and Tinuke Ogundero are now officially married. The couple married in grand style yesterday, October 3rd 2015. Here are few photos of the beautiful union which was held at Landmark Event Center.

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Ovation publisher, Dele Momodu’s niece Sophie welcomed a daughter with Davido a few months ago. Here are photos of Sophie and her uncle yesterday as shared by him on instagram. More pics below…

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President Buhari today paid a visit to the victims of the Abuja twin bomb blasts which happened on Friday night October 2nd.

He visited the Trauma Centre of the National Hospital where he interacted with some of the victims.


He wished them speedy recovery and reassured them that the Federal Government will take full responsibility for settling their medical bills.

He directed his Chief of Staff, Mallam Abba Kyari to settle the N268,790.00 medical bill of a young girl in the Paediatric Ward of the hospital.

The girl’s mother, Deborah Stephen, had broken into tears on seeing President Buhari. She told him that her daughter had been shot by armed robbers who raided their home and that the family could not afford the medical bills. President Buhari was accompanied by his personal aides and Governor Ibikunle Amosun of Ogun State.

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A Nigerian man was apprehended and charged with s*xual assault after pulling down his pants, bringing out his joystick, self servicing and releasing sperm on a woman, police in the United Kingdom said. The 32-year-old man identified as Peter Fabiyi has been sentenced to serve 4 years in prison after pleading guilty to one count of s*xual assault.

According to the Adelove, Fabiyi stood directly in front of the 20-year-old victim on the train before pulling down his pants and self servicing with vigor.

Fabiyi released his sperm on the woman who then fled to the next car and reported the assault to another passenger who called the police. Fabiyi was identified and caught after police reviewed surveillance videos of the train. In addition to the prison sentence, Fabiyi has been banned from approaching women traveling alone in trains except for transportation employees.

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How adorable is this?

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Love Oyedepo and husband Stephen Ogah, who got married in 2013, welcomed their first child recently. Congrats to them.

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The model was doing a bikini shoot in Hawaii when mosquitoes decided to do a world conference on her butt...

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Are you on a suicide mission, sir?

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This scene played out at Yabatech Busstop on Herbert Macaulay Way, Yaba, Lagos this morning. The unknown man removed the mad man's clothes, bath him and gave him new clothes and left. Some might find it a little strange - because who goes to bath a mad man? - but I find it kind. The man is still at the spot though.

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OSD Entertainment has revealed Olamide, Olu Maintain, Shaydee, Styl Plus, DJ Jimmy Jatt, Sound Sultan, Aramide, Tony Tetuila and others as the headliners for the debut edition of its Greatest of All Times (GOAT) concert. The concert is set to hold on November 14th 2015 at the Shell Hall of the MUSON Center.

 Aimed at celebrating musicians who have made the most impact in Nigeria’s urbane music culture from the 90s, the GOAT concert will feature nostalgic and dazzling performances from old and new school artistes. With a fusion of old and new music experiences, the GOAT concert promises to be the mother of all concerts. The concert will feature classic hits that ruled the airwaves from the 90s to date. OSD Entertainment is an Omoyeni Disu initiative.

Tickets to the concert are available on www.ariiyatickets.com #GOAT2015 

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Churchill as a youngin' 

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Yea, this is another sweet edition of Akpors Jokes. Read and forget your sorrow.

1.Akpors and his Teacher

Teacher: Whoever answer my next question correctly can go home.

Upon hearing this, Akpos threw his bag outside through the window.

Teacher: Who threw the bag?

Akpos: Me, can I go home now?




2.A trip to Italy

A Ekaitte (akpor’s wife) goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

… Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

Ekaittes : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?’

Akpors: laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl!!!’
The wife kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: ‘So, honey, how was the trip?’
‘Very good, thank you.’ ‘And, what happened to my present?’

‘Which present?’ She asked.
‘The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!’
‘Oh, that’ she said ‘Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for 9 months to see if it
is a girl !!!’



3. Extra-Akpos the Inspector

A woman reporting to the police: Sir, my husband went to by potatoes 5 days ago and he is not back up to now.
inspector Akpos: why not cook something else abi,or is it only potatoes you like to eat.


4.Akpos and the White man

Black man Akpos and a white
man were seated on plane.

Akpos had a bunch of banana, while the
white man had a monkey.

Akpos wanted to go to the toilet, so he
said to the white man “Please watch over
my bananas, while I’m gone”.

He went, came back and found out that the
bananas were all gone. The white man
pointed at the monkey and said, ”your
brother the monkey ate all of them”.

Akpos smiled and said nothing. Minutes
later, the white man said, “Please hold my
monkey while I pee”.

He came back and met the monkey dead.

He asked Akpos what happened and he
replied, “This is a family matter, please stay
out of it!”




5.Barrister Akpors and the Village Farmer
Barrister Akpors who’s gone to the village for Xmas celebration went hunting in a nearby village.

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.

As Barrister Akpors climbed over the fence, an elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing.

He responded,

“I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I’m going in to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied,

“This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”

Arrogant Akpors said,

“I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country, and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything!”

The old farmer smiled and said,

“Apparently, you don’t know how we do things here. We settle small disagreements like this with the Three-Kick Rule.”

Barrister Akpors asked,

“What is the three-Kick Rule?”

The Farmer replied,

“Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.”

Barrister Akpors quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old farmer.

He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly walked up to him.

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into Akpor’s groin and dropped him to his knees.

His second kick nearly wiped Akpors’ nose off his face.

Barrister Akpors was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

He eventually summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said,

“Okay, you old farmer, now it’s my turn.”

The farmer smiled and said,

“Now, I give up. You can have the duck.”


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Read the funniest stories make you forget the name of your village.
Akpors no go kill us with laughter for here.

1.An illiterate Father(Akpos) with his Educated

An illiterate Father(akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks ” Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?” son: “I see millions of stars.”
Akpos: “What does that tell you son?
Son: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets.”
Akpos slaps Son hard and says, “You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent(meaning,Someone has stolen our tent). OMG!

 2.Akpos and the Cannibals

Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a testl. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the trial to him, ‘you have to snif the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When d king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy,
1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 nd on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, “why did you laugh?”, you almost got away with the trial”, Akpos replied,”I couldn’t help it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with pineapples. {LMAO}

 3.At the bus stop

Akpos got to School late on Monday Morning and his teacher asked; Teacher: Why did u come late to skool?.
Akpos: One man lost 1000 naira note at the Bus Stop.
Teacher: ohhh…I see..were you helping him to look for the money?. Akpos: No!!.. I DEY CRAZE???…Na me stand on top d money since!(meaning am I mad?,I was the one standing on the money) {LWKMD}

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4.Akpos in a Brothel

Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.??
can I help you?” the madam asked.??
I want Onome,” Akpos replied.??
Young Man, Onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…”??
No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied. Just then Onome appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.??
Akpos never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Onome.
Onome explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Onome the money and up to the room they went.

At the end of the hour Onome questioned Akpos: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row… where are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.” “Really?” replied Onome, “I have a brother who lives there and does business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave me N150,000 to give to you.. {CAN'T LAUGH ALONE!}


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 5.Akpors nad the poor fellow

Akpos was in the back of his Hummer jeap on his way home when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?”he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,”the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!”
“But sir, I have a wife and seven children…”
“Bring them along!” Akpos said.
They all climbed into the Hummer. As they were going, the poor fellow said: “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
Akpos replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over 4 feet tall it will be enough for all of your family members. {LOLZZ}

Wait for the part 2 of Akpors laugh it out story.

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Mavin Records star Korede Bello has dropped a second single, months after his runaway hit Godwin.

Aside from a couple of collaborations with label mates and other acts, Godwin was Korode’s debut and only single since he joined Mavin.

The label’s CEO, Don Jazzy, posted a snippet of Korede’s latest single, Something Great, on Instagram on Wednesday, September 9. The song features Asa.
In its message, Something Great is similar to Godwin. Both songs talk about Korede’s hard work in chasing his dreams and recognises God’s blessings.

Asa barely jumps on the beats but where she does, it is in her typical jazz infused style.
The excited Korede Bello later went to Instagram to express his pleasure upon the release of his new single as he reminisces on some childhood fantasies and eulogises the duo of Don Jazzy and Asa

 I vividly remember listening to @Donjazzy’s beats with some of my friends and be like ‘Jazzy’s surely one of the Greatest producers that Africa has produced.’ I also remember buying@asa_music album when it came out – probably the first music CD I ever bought with my money. Listening to her message and her voice thinking to myself ‘I’ld love to work with someone as Great’
Now having both ASA and Donjazzy on the same soooong makes me feel like I’m on the right path to be becoming#SomebodyGreat someday by God’s grace Amen 

Listen to song below:

Vanguard reports that the accused who pleaded not guilty to the 8-count charge against him was granted bail in the sum of N1 million with two sureties in the like some.

Emmanuel Ojo - Blogger

Chief Magistrate Anthony Araba, who presided over the case, also ruled that the two sureties must be residents within the jurisdiction of the court with landed properties.
According to the ruling, the sureties should also submit the documents of their landed properties with the court and must also show evidence of regular tax payment to the government.
In the charge sheet, Ojo was accused of publishing a false report, intending to slander, cause hatred against Mrs Amosun.

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Initial report published on September 29
The Ogun state police command confirmed the arrest of Emmanuel Ojo who published a Facebook post, in which he accused the First Lady of Ogun state of money laundering.
Speaking with The Punch, Muyiwa Adejobi, the state police public relations officer, said Ojo was being detained at the command’s headquarters in Abeokuta for questioning.
Adejobi disclosed that the suspect was trailed and arrested by security men on Saturday, September 26.
The blogger was apprehended for a story, in which he alleged that Mrs Amosun was quizzed in London for money laundering. According to him, the First Lady was detained by the London Police for being in possession of $300,000.

Olufunsho Amosun, the First Lady of Ogun state

 

 

 
Reacting to the accusations, Mrs Amosun described the story as false and denied being involved in any money-laundering saga.
Adejobi said the police command received a complaint from the state government over what they termed a false publication.
“We received a complaint from the state government on the suspect, and he was arrested. Presently, he is with us at Eleweran. We are still conducting our investigations. If he is found wanting, he will be charged to court accordingly,” he added.

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Meanwhile, Taiwo Adeoluwa, the secretary to the state government, said Governor Ibikunle Amosun was not connected with the arrest of the blogger, as being speculated in some quarters. However, he confirmed the government made a formal complaint to the police about the false allegation against Mrs Amosun.
“The government reported the matter formally to the police and the state Director, Department of Security Services.
“The report by the blogger on the First lady is false and calculated to rubbish her image. The governor just arrived from the holy pilgrimage on Sunday; so he did not order the arrest of the blogger,” Adeoluwa added.