Akpors no go kill us with laughter for here.
1.An illiterate Father(Akpos) with his Educated
An illiterate Father(akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep.
Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks ” Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?” son: “I see millions of stars.”
Akpos: “What does that tell you son?
Son: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets.”
Akpos slaps Son hard and says, “You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent(meaning,Someone has stolen our tent). OMG!
2.Akpos and the Cannibals
Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a testl. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the trial to him, ‘you have to snif the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When d king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy,
1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 nd on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, “why did you laugh?”, you almost got away with the trial”, Akpos replied,”I couldn’t help it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with pineapples. {LMAO}
3.At the bus stop
Akpos got to School late on Monday Morning and his teacher asked; Teacher: Why did u come late to skool?.
Akpos: One man lost 1000 naira note at the Bus Stop.
Teacher: ohhh…I see..were you helping him to look for the money?. Akpos: No!!.. I DEY CRAZE???…Na me stand on top d money since!(meaning am I mad?,I was the one standing on the money) {LWKMD}
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4.Akpos in a Brothel
Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Akpos. His clothes were all tattered and he looked needy.??
can I help you?” the madam asked.??
I want Onome,” Akpos replied.??
Young Man, Onome is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else…”??
No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied. Just then Onome appeared and announced to Akpos that she charges N50,000 per visit.??
Akpos never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour whereupon Akpos calmly left.
The next night he appeared again demanding Onome.
Onome explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again Akpos took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later
When Akpos showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Onome the money and up to the room they went.
At the end of the hour Onome questioned Akpos: “No one has ever used my services three nights in a row… where are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.” “Really?” replied Onome, “I have a brother who lives there and does business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave me N150,000 to give to you.. {CAN'T LAUGH ALONE!}
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5.Akpors nad the poor fellow
Akpos was in the back of his Hummer jeap on his way home when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside.
He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?”he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,”the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!”
“But sir, I have a wife and seven children…”
“Bring them along!” Akpos said.
They all climbed into the Hummer. As they were going, the poor fellow said: “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
Akpos replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over 4 feet tall it will be enough for all of your family members. {LOLZZ}
Wait for the part 2 of Akpors laugh it out story.
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